Join the Circus

[Dustin Stinett]

"WikiHow" teaches you how to run away with the circus:
https://www.wikihow.com/Join-the-Circus

[Tarotist]

I actually did run away with the circus once. I think I would like to do it again before I drop dead. I have no idea what I would do though. I don't have an act that would be suitable for the circus. I think the only thing I would be able to do would be a ringmaster. The circus I worked in was a very tiny circus so somehow I was able to get away with it. I did two card tricks---six card repeat and 3 cards across. I bet I am the only circus performer in history who did an act consisting of only card tricks in the circus ring! I actually have a photograph of it but I have no idea how to reproduce it here. Let me try this though:
https://www.facebook.com/PucksCircus/ph ... 77/?type=3

Murray the famed escapologist once told me "If I had my time all over again I would only work in the circus" I asked him why and he replied
"Circus people are down to earth"

Come to think of it my whole life has been a bloody circus!